I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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