im drinking this country out of the recession.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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