Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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