I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
