he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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