I'm really into asian looking animals
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is