when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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