I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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