There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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