Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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