He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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