i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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