He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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