Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
are you so shy because you have an std?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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