all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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