im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just pee around me
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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