Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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