Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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