It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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