Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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