the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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