3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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