We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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