after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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