like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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