let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
God, I missed his penis.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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