spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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