this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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