apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just found puke in my bra..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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