I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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