Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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