What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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