Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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