Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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