and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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