At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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