Jerry, you need to find god
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
a search helicopter?!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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