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no, he came in my armpit
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
tell me about the fingering
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