My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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