Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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