Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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