They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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