2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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