Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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