Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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