No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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