ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I love you.
Bad choice
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