Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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