Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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