she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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