Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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