I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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