I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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