I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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