If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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