True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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