You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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