i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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