Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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