Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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