erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
ttyl tear gas
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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