Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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